10 Most Popular Places to Have Sex, London Independent Escort Hazel

The 10 Most Popular Places to Have Sex…Besides Your Bedroom!

1*** MY BEDROOM: 100% :)  

1. In the shower or bathtub: 82% done that! ;)

2. In a car: 80% been there…

3. In your childhood bedroom: 65% done that ;)

4. In the pool or a body of water: 54% OHH!! yes :)

5. In the woods: 49% been there ;)

6. On the kitchen table: 48% done that!

7. At a park: 42% yes….

8. In a tent: 37% ….

9. In your parents’ bedroom: 34% …

10. In the laundry room: 29% I don’t have a laundry room, LOL…

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Independent London Escort wants some chocolate :)

Independent London Escort wants some chocolate… :)

Wikipedia says; “The modern belief that eggs are delivered by a rabbit known as the Easter Bunny  comes from the legend of the Goddess Eostre. So much did a lowly rabbit want to please the Goddess that he laid the sacred eggs in her honor, gaily decorated them, and humbly presented them to her. So pleased was she that she wished all humankind to share in her joy. In honor of her wishes, the rabbit went through the entire world and distributed these little decorated gifts of life…”

Actually I prefer to be the Goddess Eostre instead of the Easter Bunny. She is the virgin :) Goddess of spring, but I’m not sure about the virgin part though :P being pampered, spoilt and looked after by you is the biggest pleasure in the world…

Let’s share the biggest pleasure ;) I am in London for awhile and love to entertain you in my luxury apartment in the City of London,EC4  ;) call Independent London Escort 07779276945

I wish u loads of chocolate… and ME ;)

from

YOUR Sexy CityGirl

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GFE-The Hottest Golf Partner-Travel Companion-SwingER EC4-Sexiest Female Golfer

It’s ME :) your new SEXY Golf Partner Hazel in London,
I’m new in this game… I just started to take lessons about a month ago and I’m loving it ;)
I’m so excited about learning golf and honestly did not like the game until recently :P
Now, I got a pro teaching me the basics, working on my swing, tee shots, chippings… I find it quite difficult and it is definitely not as easy as it looks…but loads of fun ;) I have been told my grip was ok, my posture was sexy ;) and my swing was improving :P
Today I was on the internet looking for some golf information and came across golf sexual innuendos :)  I know now why u guys love golf :P it has the Hottest Dirty Talk :P
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more…
Mind if I join your threesome? I enjoy threesomes ;) FFM, FMM
Stand with your back turned and drop it
I’m scared of getting wet, but i’m going for the hole anyways!
My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip
Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
Lipping Out sometimes referred to as “rimming the hole”
Grip it softly and stroke it smooth and you’ll sink it right in the hole
Are we playing “a round” this weekend?
Hold up…I need to wash my balls first
Does a stiff shaft always make ones balls work better?
It’s got the biggest head and stiffest shaft I’ve ever seen!
I only have enough time to play the back side today.
I’m a lot straighter with this new firm shaft.
I’m gonna wash my balls, if you want I can wash yours too…
Man, that guy’s got incredible length!
I have had too many strokes, I think that I need to change my grip.
Want to join my foresome?
I was really stroking it today…
Getting up and down,
Hmmm, this is a really tough lie!
You are huge!
Sexy escort, travelling companion Hazel has the best holiday plan for this summer; golf all day, eat good food/drink the best wine/sex all night…
I just need a partner ;)  call me 07779276945
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The Perfect Holiday Companion CityGirlHazel

‘All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.’ Martin Buber

Last weekend was amazing… Amsterdam with close friends was a great fun ;)  Did you know that Amsterdam’s nickname is “Mokum”? The Yiddish word for “place” or “safe haven”. I can assure you that the city has a big selection of pleasures and definitely safe to explore ;)

As you know I love to visit art galleries and I’m interested in paintings without a doubt ;) our first stop was http://www.vangoghmuseum.nl The museum contains the largest collection of his paintings in the world and it was a unique experience to see them esp.  ’Almond Blossom’.

What do you think about the Van Gogh and Gauguin’s list? When they were in Arles working together, they had a some kind of discipline on their spending, with a shared pretty-cash box and a list of necessary expenses, headed by such essentials as visits to the brothel and tobacco…. I would have been definetely on their list as well MEET CITYGIRLHAZEL FOR A SEXY DINNER DATE  :)

Second stop was http://www.dampkring.nl/ (Handboogstraat 29, off Singel) – made famous by George Clooney and Brad Pitt in Oceans 12. We chatted with fellow guests in the marijuana clouds for awhile with an uncontrollable laughing without any reason or with reasons :P Nevermind… Then you just want to eat :) food.

We spent the rest of the evening wandering around Amsterdam’s famous red light district, spotting regal swans floating on canals lit up by neon night lights, watched a live sex show and finally we tasted an evening of music and art in a swanky nightclub where the bathroom doubles as the smoking room…

Sunday was more relaxed, a late breakfast followed by a canal tour. Did you know that there are 165 canals, 1281 bridges in Amsterdam and 600,000 bicycles but they are ugly and as old as the hills ;)

And 1,215 cafés and bars, 36 Dance clubs. Can you guess why? LOL…

I LOVE Amsterdam, it has a wonderful atmosphere. Would be a great pleasure to revisit the city because it is safe, entertaining, and unforgettable, just like me www.citygirl.me.uk ;)  As I am The Perfect Holiday Companion Hazel, just give me a call 07779276945 to arrange a weekend break together ;)

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Independent EC4 Escort Hazel Visits Anish Kapoor in Hyde Park

It was  a very cloudy day, but the C-curve still managed to pull me into my surroundings and and he turned my World Upside Down… I love reflections of nature especially when Im in it ;)  By the way, my curves look better ;) they’re  in all the right places…..

Okey let’s be serious ;) The Anish Kapoor exhibition is taking over Kensington Gardens. The gardens largest ever exhibition dedicated to a single artist, the show features large scale sculpture, on display together in public for the first time in London. Art of Seduction is in EC4 :)

Four sculptures in this exhibition and the smaller red circle can then be seen peeping over the slope from the Round Pond, and opposite it is the enormous, satellite-dish-like concave mirror. The symmetry is very pleasing, and then to the right and left of the view of the red disc you can see ‘non-object (spire)’ and between the trees the shiny bits of sky reflected in the ‘C-curve’  which is the largest piece is one of two called Sky Mirror, 10 metres in diameter and was previously seen at the Rockefeller Center in New York. But The Best One of All Independent Escort Hazel in EC4, London ;)

“The artist’s intention was to make the sculptures as much of a marriage between the synthetic and the organic as possible, a kind of man-made natural object which, when viewed in this outdoor context, only serves to show us the sky, the woodland and, depending on the angle, ourselves. The small, snuffling dogs which, dropped from their owners’ arms in favour of an exhibition map, wound their leashes around our legs, would occasionally approach the concave or convex reflections with interest, while the large, circular red dish in the Round Pond is often partially obscured by gliding swans, cooly ignoring their own beauty. There weren’t any boundaries being smashed here, in other words, but this is unlikely to be the work’s intent in any case. Rather, this is art for the masses – including those masses on four legs, or those with webbed feet – and is simply designed with unobtrusive beauty in mind” Art Wednesday

Anish Kapoor’s Turning the World Upside Down will remain in Kesington Gardens until the 13th March 2011.

I will remain in EC4 for a while and have many mirrors in my bedroom ;) if you want to see call Hazel 07779276945

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SENSUAL INDEPENDENT COMPANION HAZEL’S DAY/s OF THE WEEK FOR HAVING SEX :)

Which day of the week is best for having SEX, sending emails and staying sober?

I vote for everyday ;) What about you?

If you believe what you read in the paper it has been found that:

Mondays are the best days to de-stress. According to the British Medical Journal, the likelihood of having a heart attack increases by 20% on Monday due to binge drinking and the stress of returning to work.

a Slow tip: If you don’t love what you do, love the ones you’re with. According to a German workplace study, 96% of survey respondents said the work climate was very important, compared to only 78% who said they valued adequate pay.

A BIG Tip: Help is on its way INDEPENDENT ESCORT HAZEL will make you feel SEXY&HAPPY ;)

Tuesdays are the day to get things done. According to a Gallup poll of UK executives, they prefer Tuesdays as their most productive day. According to a health survey from market research company GfK NOP, Tuesday is also the day that those polled had the least amount of sex.

a Slow tip: Go to bed early on Tuesdays and really get some shut-eye!

A BIG Tip: Before you go to bed, meet your local girl in the City Of London, ec4 area, a couple of hours with HAZEL  07779276945

Wednesdays are supposed to be the best days to approach the boss for a raise, according the another UK poll. They aren’t thinking about their weekend yet and have already waded through their emails that had piled up over the previous one. It’s also supposed to be a good day for singletons to have their first date.

a Slow tip: Go for what you want on Wednesdays!

A BIG Tip; you want treat yourself with THE BEST COMPANION in EC4 area CITYGIRLHAZEL ;) for DINNERDATES

Thursday is….drum roll….the best day to have sex, according to a London School of Economics’ report. Why? It’s all about synchronized hormone levels between man and woman. How your body is supposed to know what day it is is beyond me.

a Slow tip: You have an internal clock that is roughly 24 hours a day. It’s embedded in your system on a cellular level. Even algae carries around the same inner ticker, according to university research from Cambridge and Edinburgh. Set yours a little earlier on Thursday mornings when estrogen and testosterone levels are nearly five times what they are at other times.

A BIG Tip; DINNER DATE with CITYGIRL HAZEL would be the just perfect night for Thursdays…

Fridays are good for quitting smoking, US researchers say. Twenty-Four Hour Society author Martin Moore-Ede says they aren’t good for making major life decisions (except, perhaps smoking cessation) as we’re tired out by week’s end.

a Slow tip: Slide into Saturday without making too many decisions. Look forward to your time of rest.

A BIG Tip; The best day for OVERNIGHT with SEXY LONDON INDEPENDENT ESCORT HAZEL

Saturdays witness too much alcohol abuse (hospital admissions rise 70% due to patients’ overindulgence).

a Slow tip: Stay sober on Saturdays.

A BIG Tip; Share a bottle of Champagne with SENSUAL INDEPENDENT ESCORT HAZEL :)

Sundays are best for sending personal emails. According to web research company eMarketer, the open and click rates are higher on Sundays than any other day.

a Slow tip: Set your email marketing campaign to arrive on Sundays; but do it on Tuesdays, when you’re most productive!

A BIG Tip; Take a break and CALL HAZEL on 07779276945 ;)


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Independent Escort CityGirlHazel’s Guide

To Courtesans in Painting

Here it is ;)  The long-awaited follow up to Hazel’s Guide to Courtesans in Literature ;) It wasn’t just poets and novelists who were fascinated by courtesans, you know.  Lots of great artists were also ‘regulars’ of famous girls.  So here is my  brief look at the place of the courtesan in European painting ;)

Manet’s Nana
Nana is a painting by French painter Édouard Manet. It was completed in 1877, and was refused at the Salon of Paris the same year.  Both the title and the numerous details suggest that the picture represents a high class courtesan and her client.The painting shows a young and beautiful woman who stands before a mirror with two extinguished candles, her face turned to the spectator. Her dress is incomplete; she wears a short sleeveless bodice, silk stockings and high heeled shoes! I think it is rather sexy ;)  What about you ?
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Toulouse’s L’Abandon
Toulouse Lautrec painted this one in 1895.  He spent a lot of time exploring the demi-monde in Paris at the end of the 19th century.  The picture is called L’Abandon (Les Deux Amies) and it shows two courtesans sharing an intimate moment ;)  The red-haired one was called ‘Rosa La Rouge’…Lautrec was her regular ;)  Can you guess why?
And finally…Your CityGirl Hazel ;)
A very rare and expensive work…only available for private viewing in a very exclusive London Gallery ;)
If you want to arrange a viewing of this unique work, give me a call ;)
KISSES
HAZEL

07779276945 for Inspirational Poses ;)

I read a really interesting article recently about the ‘inspirational prose’ industry, you know Paul Coelho, Khalil Gibran, and books like that? It talked about how publishers were making so much money by selling books that argue against a commercial lifestyle.

Ironic, isn’t it?…

What about being  an individual and buying this book?… I don’t do ‘inspirational prose’  but if you want to see some inspirational poses :P give me a call ;) :)

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Hazel’s Guide to Courtesans in Literature

Did you know that the escort, or courtesan, has played a very importantrole in the history of European art??? Many famous artists and writers were ‘regulars’ of beautiful courtesans, who were both their muses and their lovers :) Courtesans have inspired lots of great art? Even I, your lovely CityGirl, have inspired the occasional poem :P

So, here it is, Hazel’s offical guide to courtesans in literature :)

Odette de Crecy, or ‘the lady in pink’:)

In the first volume of Marcel Proust’s In Search of Lost Time, the main character, Charles Swann, becomes obsessed with and eventually marries a Parisian courtesan called Odette de Crecy, a woman he describes as the great love of his life…

Rosanette Bron, otherwise known as ‘The Marshal’:)

In Gustav Flaubert’s novel A Sentimental Education, the main character, Frederic Moreau, has an affair with a courtesan called Rosanette.? She was based on a real courtesan, Aglae Sabatier, or ‘the president’, who was Flaubert’s lover (and Baudelaire’s too).? Their affair didn’t workout though :P

And in case you think it is only ‘ze French’ who write about courtesans, here are a few English examples too:

Fanny Hill

Yes, it is meant to sound naughty :P She is the heroine in John Cleland’s novel of the same name: the story of a young woman who moves from the country to London, and which inspired the movie Pretty Woman :)

Moll Flanders

The heroine of the novel by Daniel Defoe: a fairly unhappy story this one, but, like all the best stories, it has a happy ending :)

I could go on and on and on with this list… And then if I started to talk about movies… and not even naughty ones… no, things like Moulin Rouge, etc.?? Courtesans are everywhere :)

Why do you think there are so many courtesans in art??? Maybe it is because we are so wonderful :P But don’t take my word for it…really you should try to find out the reason for yourself? And?I am happy to be your personal research assistant :P

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Sex I.D.: Find Out How Your Mind Works

Do you want to find out more about ‘brain sex’ differences by taking the Sex ID test, a series of visual challenges and questions used by psychologists in the BBC One television series Secrets of the Sexes

I did and some of my result are;

Part1;

Angles —- My score: 12 out of 20

Spot the difference — My score: 64%

Part2;

Hands — Left thumb on top

…………………and goes on ;)

to find out what they mean and about your Sex ID, click on the link ;)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/add_user.shtml

HXXX

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